Como tu te pões...

quarta-feira, abril 04, 2007

Assim se fode um milhafre...

sexta-feira, janeiro 26, 2007

Bilhetes à venda a partir de amanhã...

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the Jesus and Mary Chain
Arctic Monkeys
Jarvis Cocker
Sonic Youth
DJ Shadow
Peeping Tom
Brazilian Girls
Felix Da Housecat
Rufus Wainwright
Stephen Marley featuring Jr. Gong
Nickel Creek
Tokyo Police Club
Comedians of Comedy
Julieta Venegas
Gogol Bordello
Circa Survive
Silversun Pickups
Gillian Welch
Benny Benassi
Tilly & the Wall
David Guetta
Amy Winehouse
Evil Nine
Bus Driver
Brother Ali
Red Hot Chili Peppers
the Arcade Fire
the Decemberists
the Good, The Bad and The Queen
Kings Of Leon
Gotan Project
the Rapture
LCD Soundsystem
Blonde Redhead
The New Pornographers
the Black Keys
Regina Spektor
Hot Chip
Ghostface Killah
Fountains of Wayne
Jack's Mannequin
Peter, Bjorn & John
VNV Nation
The Nightwatchman
Roky Erikson & the Explosives
Andrew Bird
the Frames
the Fratellis
Pharoahe Monch
the Cribs
Girl Talk
Mike Relm
DJ Heather
Pop Levi
Rage Against The Machine
Manu Chao Radio Bemba Sound System
Happy Mondays
Paul van Dyk
Willie Nelson
the Roots
Crowded House
Kaiser Chiefs
Damien Rice
Explosions in the Sky
Konono No1
Richie Hawtin
Soul Wax Nite Versions
Infected Mushroom
Lily Allen
Amos Lee
Jose Gonzalez
Spank Rock
Rodrigo Y Gabriela
Against Me!
Junior Boys
the Feeling
the Kooks
Tapes & Tapes
Lupe Fiasco
Mando Diao
Grizzly Bear
the Coup
the Avett Bros.
Fair to Midland

segunda-feira, janeiro 15, 2007

Wear sunscreen

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '99:

Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience... I will dispense this advice now.Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh, nevermind, you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now, how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are NOT as fat as you imagine. Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.Do one thing everyday that scares you.Sing.Don't be reckless with other peoples hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours. Floss. Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself. Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements. Stretch.Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life.The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't.Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone. Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40. Maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary.... Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either - your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's.Enjoy your body, use it every way you can... don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it... it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own. Dance... even if you have nowhere else to do it but in your own living room.Read the directions, even if you don't follow them. Do NOT read beauty magazines they will only make you feel UGLY. Get to know your parents, you never know when they might be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings; They're your best link to your past, and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.Understand that friends come and go, except for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but, leave before it makes you soft.Travel.Accept certain inalienable truths. Prices will rise, Politicians will philander, you too will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble, and children respected their elders. Respect your elders. Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you'll have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out. Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia; dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts, and recycling it for more than it's worth.
But trust me on the sunscreen.'s_Free_(To_Wear_Sunscreen)

terça-feira, janeiro 02, 2007

Um bom ano para todos...

quarta-feira, dezembro 27, 2006

Provavelmente, o melhor blog do mundo...

domingo, dezembro 24, 2006

Espero que estejam a ter um Santo Natal. Não me posso queixar do meu...

sexta-feira, dezembro 22, 2006


sexta-feira, dezembro 15, 2006

Passagem de Ano 2006/2007

segunda-feira, dezembro 11, 2006


Carissímos companheiros bloggers e visitantes,

Desafio-vos para me relatarem ( porque ouvi dizer que já aconteceu) se alguma mulher já vos deu prioridade numa situação no trânsito... Eu nunca vi tal a acontecer e suspeito que é um mito urbano...( a que eu soube passou-se na Lituania em 2003...)

domingo, dezembro 10, 2006

Gato Fedorento - Relativamente Feia (Toranja - A carta)

quinta-feira, dezembro 07, 2006

Para uma tarde de ócio...

quarta-feira, dezembro 06, 2006

Como curar 2 olhos negros...

Durante muitos anos, a sabedoria tradicional recomendava como melhor tratamento dos olhos negros o colocar-se carne crua sobre a zona onde se verificaram os derrames.

Estudos científicos provaram agora que a carne crua ajuda a reduzir o inchaço e melhora as auto-defesas do organismo.
No entanto a utilização de carne crua fria acaba por atrasar a recuperação dos vasos sanguineos afectados, prolongando o efeito das auréolas azul escuras à volta dos olhos.
Os mesmos estudos recomendam assim a utilização preferencial de carne crua morna e suave como o melhor método de recuperação das zonas danificadas.

Assim, eis o tratamento sugerido para a próxima vez que as vossas mulheres, namoradas ou companheiras vos puzerem um ou os dois olhos negros...

Quando necessitarem do tratamento mandem-me um e-mail que eu indico-vos a morada do Posto Médico.

sábado, novembro 18, 2006


Olháááá musiquiiiiiinha !!

Liguem o som. Aconselho o "Eye of the Tiger"... :-)

quarta-feira, novembro 15, 2006

O Monstro Precisa de Amigos

O Monstro faz hoje 7 anos...

quarta-feira, novembro 08, 2006


Imagem impressionante do pânico revelado pela população com as chuvas
torrenciais em Pombal.

Eles tomaram a atitude à portuguesa e meteram mãos à obra ...
a preocupação está patente nos seus olhares e rostos.

segunda-feira, novembro 06, 2006

Parabéns MS !!!

P.S. - A caixinha de Viagra segue pelo correio...

segunda-feira, outubro 30, 2006

Parabéns PO

Agora apaga as velinhas...

sábado, outubro 28, 2006


Porquê que 2ª mão lá fora é 2ª perna ?

terça-feira, outubro 24, 2006

"Post-it" - Para aquelas pequenas coisas que facilmente esquecemos...

Pobres dos Ricos...

Enquanto se preparam os TOPs para os melhores álbuns de 2006 aqui vai a lista dos mais vendidos até ao momento em 2006:

James Blunt - Back To Bedlam 6.094.000
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Stadium Arcadium 4.863.000
Soundtrack - High School Musical 3.562.000
Madonna - Confessions On A Dance Floor 3.469.000
Kelly Clarkson - Breakaway 3.351.000
Shakira - Oral Fixation Volume 2 3.349.000
Pussycat Dolls - PCD 3.269.000
Black Eyed Peas - Monkey Business 3.218.000
Nickelback - All The Right Reasons 2.724.000
Gnarls Barkley - St.Elsewhere 2.506.000
Mary J.Blige - The Breakthrough 2.494.000
Andrea Bocelli - Amore 2.481.000
Eminem - Curtain Call (The Hits) 2.420.000
Dixie Chicks - Taking The Long Way 2.408.000
Rihanna - A Girl Like Me 2.406.000
Rascal Flatts - Me And My Gang 2.379.000
Pink - I'm Not Dead 2.202.000
Jack Johnson - Sing-A-Longs & Lullabies For 'Curious George' 2.175.000
Nelly Furtado - Loose 2.168.000
Il Divo - Ancora 2.023.000
Tool - 10,000 Days 1.942.000
Christina Aguilera - Back To Basics 1.741.000
Johnny Cash - The Legend Of Johnny Cash 1.703.000
Keane - Under The Iron Sea 1.618.000
Justin Timberlake - FutureSex / LoveSounds 1.615.000
Kumi Koda - Best (Second Session) 1.536.000
Arctic Monkeys - Whatever The People Say I Am... 1.531.000
Corinne Bailey Rae - Corinne Bailey Rae 1.516.000
Coldplay - X&Y 1.455.000
Bruce Springsteen - We Shall Overcome 1.424.000
Snow Patrol - Eyes Open 1.413.000
Ne-Yo - In My Own Words 1.400.000
Muse - Black Holes & Revelations 1.376.000
Beyonce - B'Day 1.349.000
Carrie Underwood - Some Hearts 1.246.000
Bob Dylan - Modern Times 1.237.000
T.I. - King 1.236.000
Katie Melua - Piece By Piece 1.215.000
Pearl Jam - Pearl Jam 1.200.000
Enya - Amarantine 1.186.000
Robbie Williams - Intensive Care 1.140.000
Jack Johnson - In Between Dreams 1.136.000

O disco mais vendido este ano em Portugal foi o da Floribela com 180 000 álbuns vendidos: 9 vezes platina!!...